O.G.H.S

O.G.H.S

Original Gangsta Hood Story

This is a story about a human who was tryin to make it in the rap world.

And by a human I mean me.

Yo, all day I sat and tried to Rap

At first it sounded like crap

so my mamma used to give me a slap

Right in the face, with her 500 perker rings

It hurt so bad it gave me wings.

So I started to think about the Vikings

Anyways, when I was serious about spittin some rhymes

Biggie and Pac offered me some limes

But I would rather do some crimes

Robbed and kicked old ladies

Sometimes if I also saw some babies

But all I got was fucking pennies

I was an Original Gangsta, baaaby

And imma be one 'till Im eighty

But not like Slim Shady

I started to do all sorts of drugs

Getted stoned like a mofo with the thugs

Just jumpin around and gave people hugs

My dad tried to kill me when he saw I was on crack

but I was too cool and said "yo pops, hollaback"

But it wasnt my dad, it was dude called Jack

I thought a was cool

cause I was high on glue

when I was a first grader in school

Son, I did some fucked up shit when I was young

Licked everything with my very own tongue

Also tried to do that kung fu kung

Nothing has really changed that much

Besides Im just getting high with the dutch

But they will only smoke with me if I let'em touch

Now imma puff on my blue cheese

Thats the number one goodies

Well second after some double D boobies!

Peace

let your anger release

on tha madafakin police