mandag, januar 30, 2012

Best Friend R.I.P

Have you met my best friend its a scorpion
It looks wild, but it doesn't contains Opium 

When I play with him you'll think I die
Don't worry niggas I am just fucking high

Look at him he's no ordinary friend
Just think of the time that I have spend
And it will only take me 5 minutes to smoke it to the end.

Seriously look at him, he makes me smile
But its good that he's gone, that fucker would have done me senile.

(But I could smoke his brother now, 
ups did it last week, god dammit ciao)


torsdag, januar 26, 2012

Perkers anthem.

Hala hala hala Halal party
Cant wait to eat that lahme fillet

Chillin and eating with my shebabs
We are many so we need 2-3 cabs

Prayin on our way that they'll let us in the club..
Otherwise we have to go to  a pub

We cant get any girls there cuz there's too much light
So we do what we're good at and start a fight

Joe you wont believe 'till you see it
We are Original Gangstaz, we'll never quit

Habibi the nights still young and we'll get in
If not, we'll end up breaking the doormans chin

We ended up havin a party in the streets
And Mohammed started to play beats

We'll be back again tonight
If you wont let us in I swear we'll bite
Not if you're like us, only if your white. 

onsdag, januar 25, 2012

O.G.B

O.G.B
Original Gangsta Bol


 Billedet minder mig om abdul sangen!

Åh abdullah kom og tag mig, 
Abdul han er gavmild han vil boller dig
Jamen Abdullah er du ik musilm
Jo jo men slap af jeg knepper hvide svin

fredag, januar 20, 2012

Original Friday Gangsta Rap

Original Friday Gangsta Rap

Lets get high mofos it Friday 
So high that we fuck up the partaay

Smoke a hole lot of weed
Until our eyes starts to bleed

Gettin that first class Haze
The shit that lasts for days

But most of all I just want my boggie on 
Because bitches the weekend has just begun


That Awkward moment!



That awkward moment when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene appears. 



Its friday


Just another day at the office!

HEY!

If you see the cops, warn a brother!

hala hala


torsdag, januar 19, 2012

O.G.H.S

O.G.H.S
Original Gangsta Hood Story

This is a story about a human who was tryin to make it in the rap world.
And by a human I mean me.

Yo, all day I sat and tried to Rap
At first it sounded like crap
so my mamma used to give me a slap

Right in the face, with her 500 perker rings
It hurt so bad it gave me wings.
So I started to think about the Vikings

Anyways, when I was serious about spittin some rhymes
Biggie and Pac offered me some limes
But I would rather do some crimes

Robbed and kicked old ladies
Sometimes if I also saw some babies
But all I got was fucking pennies

I was an Original Gangsta, baaaby
And imma be one 'till Im eighty
But not like Slim Shady

I started to do all sorts of drugs
Getted stoned like a mofo with the thugs
Just jumpin around and gave people hugs

My dad tried to kill me when he saw I was on crack
but I was too cool and said "yo pops, hollaback"
But it wasnt my dad, it was dude called Jack

I thought a was cool
cause I was high on glue
when I was a first grader in school

Son, I did some fucked up shit when I was young
Licked everything with my very own tongue
Also tried to do that kung fu kung

Nothing has really changed that much
Besides Im just getting high with the dutch
But they will only smoke with me if I let'em touch

Now imma puff on my blue cheese
Thats the number one goodies
Well second after some double D boobies!

Peace
let your anger release
on tha madafakin police

That awkward moment!

That awkward moment when you open the bathroom door and someone else is alredy there making a shit.


onsdag, januar 18, 2012

O.G.C

Original Gangta Rap part 3
O.G.C
Original Gangsta Chick
Honey Shain!


That  gangsta chick is Honey
She aint messin with my dads money

She knows that shes fly
But she wont let me get high

She sang about bitches gone wild 
iIt makes me think of back then when I was a child

No I wasnt no ho 
But my biggest wish was to have an afro

She is singin "Hva vil du"
My reply is nothing just wanna sniff some glue

Sniffin that glue 'till Im stoned
Honeys body is pretty toned

She is an Original Gangta Chick
"Durun dun" that the sound of my grandmas uncles cousins sons drumstick

bitches imma holla at ya later
if  im not eaten by a alligator ...

By Madafakin O.G

Ps. hør hendes sang Her

O.G.V.H


O.G.V.H
Original Gangta Vato Hair




Jeg ville dræbe mig selv for den frisure
men desværre er jeg ik Vato jeg kun OG.

FML


tirsdag, januar 17, 2012

Original Gangsta Rap.

Original Gangsta Rap part 2

Tuesday Love

Yo bitches its Tuesday
My cusins wife is gay

She wanted me to go down
I was like bitch do I look like a clown

Anyways I did and it was great
Hell yea I got myself a new playmate

She may be a bit old.
But like a true OG im ice-cold

Fellas she has the biggest bush
So when I do her I do her in the tush

Pushin hard to get it in
When Im finished im waring 50's Bearskin

Now this shit is the end
Im glad 50 is my friend.

By Madafakin OG

That awkward moment!

That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at some bitch
expecting her to die
but Bruno Mars catches it.


I know, det er ikke en Cat det er Bruno Mars

mandag, januar 16, 2012

O.G Rap about a O.G.SW


O.G.SW
Original Gangsta Sandwich!

Im dreamin of eating this sandwich! 
Eating it withWiz and get fucking Rich
Do anything I can to get really High
Take his private jet and take off to Shanghai
cuz once you'r on the skank
you get money in the bank
so madafaka go do your blunt
after that your ready to hunt.

By madafakain OG



mandag, januar 09, 2012

S.O.G


S.O.G
Strong Original Gansta.. 

Vi elsker dem tynde og vi elsker dem stærke... 
Ret "sort" alligevel han shuffer den göt så groft.... 


I like big butts and I cannot lie..... 

mandag, januar 02, 2012

O.G.N.Y


O.G.N.Y
Orginal Gangsta New Year... 

Imma hustler bitch... 

LMFAO.. det ligner det var en tør party..
Men der var bitches, ludere, ho's, pimps, gays, lesbians, booze, skunk skunk skunk og coka..!
halla halla halla